Why?

What do you mean by "why?" Does there have to be a reason? Well, sure, you're probably wondering "Who the hell is this guy, and why is he asking for money?" arn't you? Yes, I can tell you are. Well, to answer your questions, my real name is Austin, and I am from Oklahoma. As for the second question, I can't answer that, as it's up to you to decide. All I ask is that you give a dollar or two to me to help cover the rising costs of airfare from Oklahoma to Rhode Island, and the hotel room. Sure, we all squeeze into the room like a can of sardines, but it's still expensive over three nights. If you do donate, i'll make a "Who Has Donated" page on the site, and list what your name is (real or otherwise), and how much you donated. Please, think of the children at heart (IE: Me_), and kindly give a few dollars. What's it gonna cost 'ya, really? ;)